"When I’m with you I don’t breathe quite right."
Bill Hader on Drunk History
"Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more confidence in yourself. That’s what I think. So don’t settle for anything less. In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It’s important to combine the two in just the right amount."
Sammy Davis, Jr. plays the piano at a party. Bernie Abramson, 1955
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